Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris

2008-08-30T17:50:34+00:00

She might just even up an otherwise landslide to Obama.
It is a CHANGE that might just defuse Obama’s attempts to portray McCain as “more of the same”.
Compliments from McCain’s greatest critics - even Ron Paul admitted this was a very politically savvy move.
Softens hearts to McCain (even though I will not vote for McCain or Obama, it immediately softened my image of McCain).
Pulls Hillary followers from Obama.
A strong family mother will help make up for McCain’s lacking family life.
The prettiest VP candidate in history (way prettier than Hillary and her “I want to dominate the world” look).
Means we don’t have to look at McCain’s ugly old mug everyday.
Will create the most viewed VP debates in US history.
That we might just get a woman president after all, McCain is 73.

And gives us some very good jokes (got these on Mashable):

Sarah Palin Facts:
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
Little Known Fact: The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
Little Known Fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

… and perhaps most frighteningly, this little known fact: Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris.

Just a side note, I believe that McCain was going to pick Romney if Obama had picked Hillary. I am sure glad he didn’t. I wouldn’t want the Mormon church to be represented in anyway by McCain’s unconstitutional policies.

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Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris